My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
You don't make any sense
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If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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