You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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