No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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