I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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