he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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