i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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