This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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