VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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