wrigley field is MILF paradise
Jerry, you need to find god
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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