im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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