think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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