he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Never underestimate the power of titties
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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