ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
ttyl tear gas
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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