I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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