You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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