STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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