Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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