ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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