I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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