im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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