Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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