real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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