I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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