She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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