well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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