Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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