new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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