Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Someone shattered a urinal.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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