my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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