I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Randomize
