i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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