So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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