just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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