do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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