Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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