I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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