if you like me you must not know who I am
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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