We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
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my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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