Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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