So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
