but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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