Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I am one with the molecules
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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