You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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