She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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