oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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