Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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