So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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