fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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