bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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