fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
even my farts smell like vagina
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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