I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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