My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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