I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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