Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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