How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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