I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
ugly people sure do ruin things
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
