Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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